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The Market-O-Matic (1.0)
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Tired of racking your brain trying to squeeze out yet another gallery review extolling the unique virtues of some impenetrable artist's latest avante installation? Do you lapse into fits of involuntary muscle spasms every time you hear the word "immersive" in casual conversation? Then search no further -- The Market-O-Matic (1.0) [fine arts version] is here! Just fill in the blanks below, hit the "Crank Out the Crap" button, print the results, submit them to your nearest contemporary art zine, then sit back and enjoy a well-earned coffee break! The Market-O-Matic (1.0) [fine arts version] -- critiquing the self-referential contemporary arts community has never been so easy!*

 
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Props to Frederic Madre for translating The Market-O-Matic (1.0) [fine arts version] into the language of love! Special thanks to the more verbose artists of the rhizome artbase for the original statements on which The Market-O-Matic (1.0) [fine arts version] template is loosely based.

 
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